1. I have two kids.
2. I need something to do.
3. I have read
4. I am forced to test out new stuff for babies and toddlers on a regular basis (Note the two kids).
5. I am always finding great stuff for kids I'd like to write about.
6. I'm a product (insert dirty word here).
7. Shiny new stuff makes me happy.
8. I am running out of conspiracy theories to write about that do not effect family members I never
see, and celebrities I will most likely never meet. Therefore a place to write about nothing other
than babies and kids is so the place for me.